SATIRE Appears that Salman’s decision to join Modi for lunch has landed him in a bit of trouble. Not too happy with his choice of person to hang out with, Samajwadi Party has stopped the release of payment to Salman Khan for his performance in Saifai Mahotsav.
However, Samajwadi Party is citing a completely different reason for stopping the payment. “We paid him to dance like Hrithik Roshan, but he danced like Sunny Deol. That was substandard service; even more substandard than the laptops we distributed,” said Shivpal Singh Yadav, younger brother of Mulayam Singh Yadav.
“We can’t pay that much, it’s Saifai not Mumbai. Things and life are cheap here,” he added.
Expectedly, BJP has supported Salman Khan and blasted Samajwadi Party.
“They are exploiting minorities,” a BJP leader accused Samajwadi Party, “Look, we invited Salman to fly kite with Modi ji and that too in Ahmedabad, while SP invited him for nautanki in a village.”
But Mulayam Singh Yadav has rejected all such accusations and reiterated his stand on secularism for 200th time in January.
“Sometimes parents behave rudely with their child, because they care for them. Similarly we care for minorities. Modi is a very dangerous creature, thank bhagwan-allah-waheguru-god, nothing happened to Salman,” argued SP chief.
Meanwhile, reacting on the situation, in his trademark style Salman advised SP, “Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, ki mujh par koi ehsaan na karna. Keep the change.”
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