Satire: Advani Beats The Astrologer Who Predicted “Smriti Irani Will Be The Next President Of India”

Former Home Minister and senior BJP leader Lal Krishna Advani couldn’t kept calm anymore and lashed out on Smriti Irani’s astrologer Nathu Lal Vyas.

Recently,  L K Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi were not given  the party’s top decision-making bodies – the parliamentary board and the central election committee – formally completing their marginalization and the shift of power to a younger generation. Later, Advani was not even offered a post in the Modi led government. L K Advani’s been keeping calm since then but he couldn’t restrained himself anymore.


Although, some of the statements of his co-party member and Transport Minister Nitin Gadkari indicates that Advani could be made the next President of India. But yesterday HRD Minister Smriti Irani’s astrologer predicted that Smriti is going to be the next President. Astrologer Nathu Lal Vyas unwillingly killed the diminishing hopes of the veteran Advani by making this prediction.

“Advani Jee saw it on the news last night, he lost his calm immediately and asked me to book the tickets in anger,” Advani’s aide told INNLIVE.
Reportedly Advani hastily hurried into Vyas’ house at around 12 in the afternoon and started beating him without even having a word with him.

“Vyas sir was happy after Smriti Irani’s visit as it was getting decent media attention and was repeatedly playing the videos where he was bragging about his astrological skills on TV last night. Too bad, he couldn’t predict what was going to happen to him minutes later,” one of Vyas’ student told INNLIVE.

Apparently, furious Advani entered the house and slammed the black slate on which the astrologer does all his math on Nathu Lal’s head. According to eyewitnesses the astrologer kept saying “Don’t beat me, let me look at your hand and I’ll predict good things about you too, you might become the next President of USA……..or the UN…..” but Advani didn’t listen and left the house only after beating the shit out of the legendary astrologer.

When asked about the whole scenario Advani said, “I was fine when he said that Smriti will be the next President of India but I lost my cool when he said that he is the one who made Pratibha Patil the President.”

On the other hand Bihar CM Jitan Ram Manjhi didn’t miss the chance to mock BJP and said in his unique style “Na kar gumaan hathon ki lakeeron pe, kismat toh unki bhi hoti hai jo khaini ragadte hain.”