Sunday, March 03, 2013

The Playing Fields Of Hyderabad

The undisputed fact of life is the unique character building trait that collective sport inculcates in youngsters enabling them to pool resources and excel as a group especially in circumstances where an individual can be easily overwhelmed by insurmountable odds. 
    
This fact was put to the severest of tests at Hyderabad during one of the bleakest periods of the city’s history in the later half of the past century. The outcome thankfully, was a remarkable validation of the superior character building abilities of group sports. The playing fields, which at Hyderabad are commonly referred to as ‘grounds’, provided a beleaguered generation with the opportunity to overcome all hardships through lessons learnt in simulated combat at physically exerting games. The industrious youth of the city capitalised on the opportunity provided and excelled on probably the only level playing fields in a society otherwise fraught with oppression and bias. 
    
It is said that the military campaign against the erstwhile Nizam’s Dominions during ‘Police Action’ was code named ‘Operation Polo’ due to an abundance of Polo grounds at Hyderabad. Subsequent to the merger of the state, a majority of these play grounds of the elite which had mostly been in the possession of the largely ceremonial state army went into the control of the Indian armed forces. 
    
What few remained in the public domain became an exclusive domain of the horde which descended upon the city to take over its administration. The changes brought about by the end of monarchy resulted in pecuniary disaster for the erstwhile nobility for whom sports and leisure were no longer affordable luxuries. In a cascading effect of this abrupt downtrend in fortunes, a multitude of retainers and dependents lost their livelihoods and were rendered destitute. The change in administration also led to massive dismissals of the city’s middle class from government service by the new czars of Hyderabad who were determined to ‘set the balance right’. 

The harsh times brought upon by this unmitigated suppression of the original inhabitants of the city led to their complete and mass demoralisation. Sustained over an unjustifiably extended period, it soon began to adversely impact the lives of the first post-independence generation of Hyderabad. It is to the credit of some farsighted individuals, a few of whom had fortunately survived the purges in administration, that all was not lost to the vagaries of misplaced nationalism. Quite a few of these men of integrity refused to give in to unjustified demands of the new order by declining to harass and censure their fellow citizens. Understandably, this extraordinary band of messiahs themselves suffered immensely at the hands of the bigoted but despite all coercion stood their ground and bore the resulting hardships. S N Reddy, the first commissioner of police to assume charge after the Police Action, spared no effort in boosting the morale of the officers and men under his command while at the same time ensuring that fabricated cases and trumped up charges against citizens were minimised. 

Providing further testimony of his integrity and character, Reddy unhesitatingly obeyed the command of his erstwhile monarch by serving the Nizam, who had by then become the Rajparmukh, as chief of security. For this commendable act of responding to the orders of his now ‘out of power’ master, the S N Reddy was hauled to court by a raving fanatic who accused him of being part of ‘an illegal organisation which is the nucleus of a fifth columnist armed force’. However, the petition was summarily thrown out when the judge realised that the dreaded ‘fifth column’ was nothing more than the Nizam’s palace guard. 
    
Another city luminary, the late Rai Janki Pershad, who at the time of integration was serving as director of information, refused to dress in any other manner than the official court attire of old Hyderabad. Despite having to face discrimination at the hands of minions in the new regime, the veritable gentleman refused to buckle and is said to have reiterated that he was dressed as a Hyderabadi should and that he was proud to be one. Encouraged by such exemplary shows of strength Hyderabadis tightened their belts and are taking the future in their own hands.

AP Schools Fail To Learn Lessons In RTI Act

Seven years after its implementation, the Right to Information (RTI) Act, which is being used effectively to ‘nail’ government authorities, still seems to be an alien concept, at least for a few. A glaring example of this is a recent incident that unfolded in a school in Khammam district. When approached by an RTI activist, seeking details about the institute’s source of funding, the management blatantly refused to part with any information and even claimed it had “no knowledge” about the existence of the Act. The government-run school is located in Muthyalampadu village of Khammam. 
    
“I had asked the school authorities to give details on how much funding it had received in the last five years and how the money was spent,” said RTI activist Y Yugandhar, also a law graduate. “Instead of giving out the information they started blaming me for interfering with their work. They even claimed that they were shortstaffed and were in no position to depute someone to furnish required information,” he added. Interestingly, the school authorities when questioned, made no bones about admitting that they had no idea about the much-important Act. “We do not know what the RTI Act is. We have not undergone any training related to this Act,” said V Jayashri, principal of the school. She was, however, quick to add that the school had no problem in giving out the information if it was “legal.” 

“I told the applicant that we need prior permission from the higher officials and only then we can provide information,” the principal said. Meanwhile, Yugandhar alleged that the school authorities were resorting to blackmailing to avoid giving out information. “The teachers told the parents that they would go on mass leave if they were pressurised to give out details sought through RTI. Predictably, parents are buckling under pressure because exams are approaching and they do not want any disturbance during that time,” the RTI activist said. While this could be a peculiar case of the management trying to conceal the truth about its funding, RTI activists admit that awareness about the Act is indeed poor among some sections of the society.

Mysterious Man Kept Naidu’s Security On Toes

A man carrying an axe, knife and sickle in his handbag near TDP president N Chandrababu Naidu’s makeshift camp at Kuchipudi village in Krishna district had his security personnel on toes  during his padyatra. 
    
Chandrababu Naidu’s security men called the local police and handed him over for grilling. They reportedly detained him while he was moving suspiciously near Naidu’s camp. However, there was sigh of relief at the end of a twohour long grilling session in which the police found the man to be a naturopath who was carrying the axe and sickle to fetch the roots and bark of medicinal plants in the nearby areas. 
    
According to police sources, the 70-year old Koyyaraju of Palem village in Nalgonda district was said to be an ardent admirer of Chandrababu Naidu. He reportedly came to Vijayawada to purchase some herbs four days ago and learnt about Naidu’s tour in the district. He reportedly reached Mopidevi village two days ago and was following the convoy with the hope of meeting Naidu somewhere during his walkathon. 
    
He reportedly told the police that he had come to meet Naidu to seek his help. After verifying certificates and some herbs in his bag, the police let him off. Koyyaraju was also found to be having a hearing impairment and was carrying all certificates including an Aarogyasri health card.

Why Google Glass Might Be Creepiest Gadget Ever Invented?

‘Don’t be evil’ is supposedly the corporate motto of Google. With their latest ‘game changer’  ‘revolutionary new technology’ ‘every nerd’s virtual wet dream’, Google will be hard put to live up to its motto.

So what is Google Glass? It is basically a device that you wear on your face – a device that wraps around your brow with a spectacle frame-like rim, and a display screen above the right eye. Unlike a smartphone, which you rub with your fingers (something that according to Google founder Sergey Brin is ‘emasculating’), Glass presumably turbo-charges your manhood by responding to voice commands.

Using Wi-Fi or Bluetooth, the Glass can receive video and audio signals from other devices, record videos and audios of everything you see, send and receive emails, make and receive phone calls, ask Google Maps for directions, get phrases translated – just do everything that a computer can. And it doesn’t need your hands for any of it – so, from touch, the input/output interface has moved to voice and vision.

To a get grip on the human and social dimension of Google Glass (as opposed to obsessing solely over the geeky, technological dimension of it), it might be instructive to take a look at this video at petapixel.com, where a stranger goes around recording random people without permission.

Most people, of course, react strongly to being recorded without permission – even though there are surveillance cameras already in public places. But what Glass seeks to do – or would have to do if it has to take off – is normalise the recording of anyone and everyone, anywhere and everywhere, by anyone and everyone else. This makes the proverbial dystopian scenario of the Big Brother obsolete. Rather, Glass is Panopticon made real.

Panopticon was originally an architectural model for a prison conceptualised by the English utilitarian philosopher, Jeremy Bentham. Its unique design feature, in the words of Wikipedia, was to “allow a watchman to observe (opticon) all (pan) inmates of an institution without them being able to tell whether or not they are being watched.”

Glass is an ambitious technological innovation that can turn the whole world into Bentham’s dream prison — and all of us into its inmates. It doesn’t matter what political system you might nominally be living under — democracy, communism, dictatorship, or, as in India, a majoritarian plutocracy — if you’re going to be watched all the time, and you can’t even tell whether you are being watched/recorded or not at any given time, then you are effectively living in a prison.

So any discussion about Google Glass needs to address what further ‘prisonification’ will do to a citizenry that is always already under suspicion of being a criminal/terrorist threat, and is at the receiving end of body searches and other assorted indignities every day. (Since when did it become ‘normal’ for strangers to touch/fee/ squeeze parts of your body? But today we all accept it without a murmur.)

As the on-again-off-again ‘MMS scandals’ and ‘stings’ testify, we are yet to come to grips with the social dynamic of the smartphone where, at least if you are alert, you can spot it if someone is recording you without your permission. But in a roomful or streetful of Google Glass-wearers, you cannot be sure when and whether your words and gestures are being recorded, and worse, uploaded on a cloud server and stored for all eternity – or as long as the state or Google’s marketing clients find use for it.

In what must qualify as one of the spookiest sci-fi scenes ever, there is a sequence in Minority Report where Tom Cruise, as he is walking down a street, looks up at a billboard, and the billboard, recognising him, greets him with a custom advertising message – a message that nobody else but him will see, through his implanted Google Glass, as it were.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has already promised to develop apps for Glass. Facial recognition software is already in use, and Glass already uses highly evolved voice-to-text software. Combine all these with Google’s other software tools and applications – and Google Glass can simultaneously convert every human being on the planet into a non-stop input device and a captive target audience for customised, high quality marketing and advertising content.

Over the past few days, as I heard about Google’s plans to sell ‘Explorer’ Google Glasses to winners of a tweeting contest, I tried hard to think of one good reason why I would need this gadget – and I could not come up with any. For starters, I already wear glasses – and I had a hard time in school, forever being teased as a choukha or ‘four-eyed’. Now, at this late stage in life, do I really need to turn ‘six-eyed’? In my humble opinion, no, and neither do most people who still remember that the offline world came before, and not after, the online one.

Unlike what you see in Google’s promos for Glass, most people are not sky divers or runway models or ballet dancers – at least not most of the time. They lead comparatively boring lives (by ‘boring’, I mean from the content point of view), where they go to work and sit in front of a screen for most of the day, or sit in conference rooms and yak away with other interesting but boring people. Then they go home or go to a pub or go to a mall or wherever they go, to de-stress and spend the rest of the day socialising via a screen of some sort.

With the adoption of the Google Glass (and the departure of the smartphone), your connection with reality will not, as one would expect, become more direct – far from it. In fact, your own experience of reality will become ever more mediated – first, by the realisation that other Glasses are observing you; secondly, by the ever-present opportunity (and thence urge) to record everything you see or hear (have you ever come back from a holiday wishing you’d seen more and photographed less?)’; and thirdly, the presence of your Glass will affect how other elements in the reality field (such as humans) react to you (reactions of said humans towards you may be very different depending on whether or not you are wearing a Glass), thereby altering the trajectory of life experience independent of your own Glass-modulated orientation toward reality.

Glass will push you to mine the real world to feed the virtual one; it will push you to outsource your memories to a cloud server; it will train you to devalue unmediated reality in such a way that you will find real reality deficient as compared to reality ‘augmented’ by Google-tinted Glasses.

We need only look at what ‘being under perpetual observation’ has done to those for whom this is not an option. Already, we can’t bear to look at a photograph of an actor or a model — and the actor/model cannot bear to let it get printed either — that is not ‘augmented’ by Photoshop. Forget photographs. On a red carpet occasion like the Oscars, real, flesh-and-blood celebrities cannot afford to be seen in their real bodies, in bodies unaugmented by Botox and other cosmetic enhancements. This is a given in a global celebrity culture that lives under the tyranny of the all-seeing paparazzi eye.

What Glass will do, inevitably, is to bring everyone under the tyranny of the eye, and turn everyone into paparazzi. In this brave new world, there will be no one Big Brother. We will all be little big brothers and little big sisters. The world as seen through the Google Glass can only be a techno-dystopia where algorithms will take human decisions, humans will merely be a part of the digital supply chain, and real life, reduced to an impoverished, ‘aspirational’ avatar of the virtual one, will dwindle into a source of ‘rich content’ for the ‘Googleable’ world.

Glass bears the same technological genotype as Skynet and the Umbrella Corporation. If you are reading this and you are a human being, reconcile yourself to becoming a machine, sooner or later. If you are a machine, well, rejoice – you will soon be eligible to be called a human being.

HYDERABADI SUNDAY BREAKFAST - 'NAHARI PAYA'

Ms. Aeman Nishat, our regular column writer on various topic need no introduction, sent us the recipe of one of the favorite Hyderabadi Sunday breakfast dish 'Nahari Paaya'. This recipe was prepared by one of the oldest Hyderabad nawabi cook Meer Jaffer, who passed away recently. This dish was one of the favourite of Last Nizam Mir Osman Ali Khan's Sunday menu. We've tried to precise the recipe and presenting with easily available ingredients in our market. Please try once and let us know your valuable comments, opinion and feedback.

Ingredients:
* Lamb Paaye 6
* Onions 2 medium
* Whole black peppers 15-20
* Big Elaichi 2
* Zeera 1 tbsp
* Bay leaves 1-2
* Star Aniseed 1-2
* Maida 1 tbsp
* Red chillies 1 tbsp
* Dhania powder 1 tbsp
* Oil 5 tbsp
* Green masala paste 2 tbsp

Procedure:

  • Boil paaye overnight, in 2 litres of water, chopped onions, green masala and haldi powder.
  • Next morning, heat the oil. Add masalas, red chilli powder, dhania powder and maida.
  • Add the paaye and the water in which it was cooked overnight. 
  • Cook for another half an hour.
  • Serve with fresh warm naan bread.

SUNDAY BRUNCH - CRISPY CHICKEN STRIPS


One of our reader, Madhuri Latha from Hyderabad send us the interesting 'sunday brunch' recipe 'Crispy Chicken Strips' - this makes a quick match of a perfect sunday enjoyment. Try once and send us the feedback.

Ingredients:
* Chicken Breast 1
* Corn flour 2 tbsp
* Egg 1
* Salt
* Black pepper powder
* Oil for frying
* Vinegar 1 tsp
* Soya sauce 1 tsp

Procedure:

  • Cut chicken into thin strips.
  • Marinate chicken in soya sauce, vinegar, salt and pepper for 10 minutes.
  • Roll the chickn pieces in corn flour and then dip in beaten egg.
  • Fry chicken strips till golden brown and crispy.
  • Serve hot with chutney and sauce.
Have a nice taste of Sunday.!!

SUNDAY RECIPE - JAMEELA CHICKEN ROAST

This dish is prepared by one of the most professional chef from Karnataka named Jameela, she makes this chicken dish quite often hence the name. This is a creative dish mostly cooked on sundays. Please try once to get a tadka, mouth-watering flavours.

Ingredients:
For marination
* Chicken 8-10 pieces
* Ginger-Garlic paste 2 tbsp
* Juice of 1 Lemon
* Red chilli powder 1 tsp
* Dhaniya powder 2 tsp
* Turmeric powder 1/2 tsp
* Egg 1 medium
* Salt
For frying
* Oil
* Curry leaves
* Mustard seeds 1 tsp
* Green chillies 2

Procedure:
  • Marinate chicken in the above ingredients for 1-2 hours.
  • Deep fry the marinated chicken and drain oil completely and place them in a plate/pan.
  • In another pan, heat 1 tablespoon of oil and add mustard seed, chopped green chillies and curry leaves. 
  • Pour this tarka over the fried chicken and serve at once.

Saturday, March 02, 2013

A Roadmap To Apolitical Governance...

“The Indian Parliament to be dissolved shortly”
“No more Parliament - new systems in place”

Thus screamed the newspaper headlines. I read on…

“It has been decided to dissolve the Indian Parliament within the next 6 months. An interim government will take care of the day-to-day functioning of the country until new systems are in place – in about two years.

Along the lines of the civil services, an IPPPS has been mooted by the Government recently and IPPPS Act, 2012 and IIS Act, 2012 have been passed by both the Houses of the Parliament. The IPPPS and IIS systems will be implemented at both the Central and State levels. The present serving politicians at the Centre and States will be pensioned off in the next two years.

What is IPPPS? 
IPPPS is Indian Professional Politics & Public Service. Henceforth, the country will not be run by parliamentarians (representing different political parties), elected by the people. The parliamentary system is being replaced by IPPPS.

Eligibility criteria for IPPPS
  • Any Indian citizen who is between 23 and 35 years of age
  • Is at least a Graduate
  • Has to qualify with at least 60% marks in the IPPPS Entrance Exam to be conducted by UPPPSC (Union Professional Politics & Public Service Commission)
  • Score at least 70% in the Group Discussion & Final Interview
  • The marks scored in the Group Discussion & Final Interview will be averaged out to arrive at the final marks
Composition of UPPPSC
The Union Professional Politics & Public Service Commission shall comprise:
  • A Retired Chief Justice of Supreme Court to act as the Chairman of UPPPSC
  • Two eminent economists
  • Two Bank CEOs – one from the private sector and the other from a PSB
  • Two eminent Corporate Sector CEOs
  • Two eminent IT & ITES company CEOs
  • Editors each of a leading newspaper and TV news channel
  • A top HR expert from one of the IIMs
The Process
  • UPPPSC will announce the schedule for IPPPS  Entrance Examination to be held once in four years
  • A UPPPSC Examination Panel comprising experts from different fields shall set Main Subject and Ancillary Subjects test papers in Economics, Political Science, Public Administration, Information Technology, Engineering, Agricultural Sciences, Current Affairs & General Knowledge, and Statistics
  • Candidates should choose any one subject from 2. above as their Main Subject and choose any two as Ancillary Subjects
  • Another UPPPSC Expert Panel shall be responsible for Group Discussion and Interview.
  • Each UPPPSC batch shall consist of 500 candidates
Post-Selection Process 
  • The candidates who qualify the rigorous UPPPSC Selection Process will be conferred IPPPS
  • The selected IPPPS candidates will be put through an intensive one year training programme which will provide them with all the inputs and skills to take over the administration of our vast country. During this one year, they will do on-the-job stints of 45 days each at rural, semi-urban, urban and metropolitan centres to round off their training. A knowledge of municipal administration will add immense value to their training
  • The selected IPPPS candidates will also be given Information Technology training
  • They will also be given Austerity & Social Service training for a month at ASSCI (Austerity & Social Service College of India) with a 15-day stint in an NGO
  • They will be imparted lobbying, negotiation, strategic communication and inter-departmental co-ordination skills to achieve timely and seamless execution of projects. These skills are also expected to equip them with exceptional capabilities to achieve diplomatic successes globally.
  • During the entire training period of the IPPPS candidates, an independent Group of Observers will select the best candidates and appoint them as the President, Prime Minister, Cabinet Ministers, MPPS (Members of Politics & Public Service)
  • Each IPPPS batch will function for a period of 5 years. At the end of 5 years, they will facilitate the smooth entry of the next batch of IPPPS candidates as President, Prime Minister, Ministers, and MPPS etc.
  • While the fresh batch of IPPPS takes over the functions, the earlier batch of IPPPS will act as advisors, mentors and facilitators for the next five years.
  • As the IPPPS system settles, the earliest batches of IPPPS would be redeployed to work in different fields as trainers, mentors, advisors, Group of Observers, UPPPSC Selection and Expert Panels and different Committees, etc.
Outcome of IPPPS
  • The IPPPS will put an end to the current political establishment in the country. The country will be professionally run by Politicocrats who will function in the best interests of the country. Bureaucrats will work closely with the Politicocrats to give policies and projects correct direction for timely execution.
  • Governance of rural, semi-urban, urban and metro centres will be on par as also the project implementation processes thereby infusing a balance and need-based progress and development at all centres in view of the in built professional approach of the IPPPS.
  • India can now expect execution of plans in a time-bound manner as each IPPPS batch will aim to complete its projects within the mandated 5 years. For the long term projects, the earlier IPPPS project head and key IPPPS members will continue to aid the smooth completion of the project.
  • The IPPPS is a high-paying job with excellent perks and a huge opportunity to serve the nation in an apolitical way.
A similar Indian Intelligence Service (IIS) is also in the process of being designed. The IIS officers will function under an independent agency that operates without any fear or favour….”

Our country to be run by professional politicians trained in public service…? No political parties…? No parliament…? No elections…? No corruption…? Seamless and timely execution of projects…? What will be the role of bureaucrats..? An independent Intelligence Agency..? What about our avowed democratic principles…?

I had a whole lot of questions …?!

A huge explosion woke me up from my longish dream with a start… I was sweating….It was 2 am. The transformer in my building had conked off with a big bang and there was no electricity….!